anti-msn

Ok, so I just read this thing on MSN about what women really think about guy's fashion. And I am here to argue against several points, and for a few of my own.
-Briefs are never acceptable. Ever. Man panties just should not happen. Same as thongs.
-Boxer briefs=VERY sexy.
-I love seeing the elastic of a guy's boxers. I don't want to see his whole bum, but I do like the hint of boxer over the pants. Especially on skinny guys where the elastic doesn't dent in the skin.
-The sexiest thing a guy can wear on his legs is a good pair of jeans. Not baggy, but not skin tight. I want to be able to see the hint of outline of butt. Also a goodie: board shorts. Especially on a nice butt.
-Tee shirts are impossibly irresistable when snug around the chest and shoulders and then relaxed around the waist. I love when a shirt hugs the shoulder blades, but does not touch in between them.
-Button up shirts are nearly always acceptable. Under the given circumstances, they are always acceptable. 1) The sleeves are rolled up 2) it's tucked in 3) it fits properly 4) the first two buttons are left open exposing the hollow of the neck and 5) a wooden bead necklace. Bonus points if the guy has all of them, and on one of his wrists is a leather bracelet.
-Sneakers go with pants. Fun sneakers are a plus.
-Flip flops go with cargo shorts. (And cargo shorts are the ONLY shorts.)
-Cargo shorts, the hint of boxer, no shirt and wooden necklace...another winner.
-Good sunglasses. Cannot go wrong.
-I don't really care about piercings. I would rather kiss an unpierced mouth, guys look weird with nose piercings and I don't really care either way with eyebrows. For ears, a tiny subtle hoop. Gold or silver depends on the skin type. A stud is decent too. The key is SUBTLE. None of that hedious enormous rocks. Small. Preferably without jewel, but if one is necessary, a clear one (diamond or crystal) and again, SMALL.
-Chest hair=no, happy trail=yes, providing it's not a shag rug strip. Dark brown hair is exceptionally sexy, more so than black.
-Interesting, unique, or otherwise strange belts are encouraged.
-So are simple wallet chains. (NOT LONG THOUGH. If it hangs down to your knees, it's too long. Shorten it an inch or two.)
-Boys smell best when they: it depends. I love the ex boyfriend's after shave, I love the ex boy toy's Axe, and I love present boyfriend's skin. I have no idea what his scent is but I love it. Smell also depends on the male. Steve for example, smells like warm exotic incense and spice. And it's incredible. Chris smells like the boy next door. I do like Axe, and I do like Tag, providing a male does not bathe in it. Spray into the air and then walk through the mist (most effective when male does it shirtless.) The result? When a girl gets close, she smells something that makes her lean closer into male to better smell it. Cue breaking of the physical barrier. I am an avid supporter of guys being aware of their shampoo smell. Especially because:
-I like guys with shaggy hair.
-I do not like kissing guys with facial hair (OUCH), although some boys look cute with a bit of sexy rugged scruff. (Tamed though, which means shaping of it so the hair doesn't crawl down the neck.)
-Boys pajama pants (plaid) make boys butts look good. A shirtless boy in pajama pants wandering around the hall will have me following. Snug tee shirt acceptable as well.
-Tuxedos are not exceptionally sexy. Actually, they're not sexy at all. Some males may look good in them. I prefer suits. Pinstripe. Black, navy, or gray. With a solid color silk tie. The shirt can be interesting to express individuality.

And that's all I feel like doing.