i get a little silly

The following is a real conversation I had with my friend Enrique last night when I was a little overtired.

Me: i'm not real.

Me: i'm your imaginary friend

Him: oh.

Him: no wonder people give me strange looks.

Me: :)

Me: youaint'gotnoclassnostylenosocialskillsnocomprehension

Him: i...

Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN"TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Him: i'm sorry.

Me: withthtisidiot

Me: yeah i must admitthat he's a punkass bitch!

Him: what did you take.

Me: DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAALwiththisidiot

Me: yeahi must admitthathe's a punkas bitch

Me: *falls apart giggling*

Him: WHAT THE FUCK CHILD

Him: do ineed to come over there and smack you?

Me: KISSES!

Him: hahahaha

Him: i'm scared.

Me: *laughs*mothermarycomes tome! speaking words of wisome

Me: andthat's funny cuz "wisome"isn't wisdom, which is what i meant.

Him: should i just let you go? and you can have this conversation for the both of us?

Me: NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i sang that to the tune of my song

Him: hahahaha

Him: psycho

Me: BUBBLES

Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

withthisidiot

Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IWTH THIS IDIOT

Me: YEAH I MUST ADMIT THAT HE'S A PUNKASSBITCH

Me: OOOOOOOHWAHHOH!

Him: oh.my.god.

Him: this is hilarious

Him: but scary

Me: ohmygodi'ts just like calvin and hobbes!

Me: EXCEPT THAT I'M REAL!

Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Him: okay

Him: well

Him: i'm gonna go cry

Me: but i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuf you

Me: MEOOOOOOOOOOOW

Him: cause my sub free friend is on crack

Me: you can sleep on the floor

Me: anDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Me: it sounds like someone grabs his balls righ tthen

Me: and i giggle because it has nothing to do with being able to fly in hammocks

Me: which render me lostlike a river in fantasy woods

Me: :)

Me: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: LALLALA

Me: MYCHESHIRECATDOORSTOPLOVESYOU

Me: ohmygod i had a thought and then julia came home an di forgot

Him: V...

Me: because i started laughing because the door opened

Him: do you need a hug

Me: juliesigameone

Me: and it's liek peanutbutter but minus the peanuts and butter

Me: and otherstuff.

Me: hahaha he's beautiful and smells like old sleeping bags in the winter

Me: when i can't breathebecause i'm laughing watera nd lifeoutmynose

Me: HAHAHHAH life is laughign out my nose!

Me: i'm a poet, you kjnow!

Me: i write POETRY

Me: that's why i'm a poet.

Me: beause if i wasn't a poety i wouldn't write poetry but i do.

Me: so i am.

Me: beacuse you can't be a poet if you don't write poetry

Me: ormaybeyoucanidon'tknowwhatkindofpoetryarewetalkingabout?

Me: we were talking about poetry, right?

Me: i started bopping and i neeeded music so i searched until i found music that was bopping as fast as me and now i have a friend. :)

Me: wanna say hi?

Me: dude, theres people makingn out on the ceiling

Me: imean wall

Me: not wal-mart.

Me: but the wall

Me: the one next to me.

Me: it goes upwards.

Me: and downwards.and sidewards.

Me: but not insidemy walls.

Me: i mean inside my me.

Me: i tan-wait are you there?

Me: ohmygdoikilledyoudin'ti?

Me: how do i call pubsafety they'll escort you home and you'llhehehehehheehehhehehee

Me: beok

Him: oh

Him: my

Him: lord

Him: child

Him: seriously

Him: i think you're on drugs.

Me: OKAYso juliasaid people were writing on her wall so i asked her if she could get me a little wall for my birthday

Me: and then i started nibbling on my wall a littlebit

Me: and i asked her if she wanted some

Me: so she took a nibble

Me: but she took a big bite

Me: and she had to give it back

Me: because i miss m my wall

Me: :)

Me: it's a happy wall.

Me: you wanna be it's uncle?

Him: Yes.

Him: I want to be your happy wall's uncle.

Me: :)

Him: I've said very few more outrageous things in my lifetime.

Me: :)O

Me: it's a smiley eating a halo

Me: :)0:O

Me: a smiley eating an angel.

Me: :)

Him: if i were a lesser man...

Me: my mouth fell out a little

Me: but it's ok i caught it and put it back.

Him: thank god.

Me: HAHAH AOHMYGOD THEDOORMIGHTOPENAGIAN

Him: Dear. Go read.

Him: Or something

Him: to calm your system

Me: i tried to drinkwithmyenck

Me: andit's SOhard.

Him: i can't help you with that.

Me: DUDETHERE"SLIKETWOThiNGINSINTO

Me: LIKETWOTHINGSINMYCUP

Me: TWO

Him: is one of them air.

Me: guys i borkeit

Me: i broke it

Me: ubtnotbrock

Him: what'd you break dear

Me: i forget.

Me: oHTHECUP

Me: notnothe

Him: oh...

Him: what

Me: i'm gonna go sleep with my cupbecauseit feelsfeelsgodo

Him: okay... you do that dear... goodnight

Me: enrique, i have a problem.

Me: because i really really love my life cereal

Me: but it's in my cup

Me: and i want to eati t

Me: but i love ot

Me: it

Me: so i can't

Me: but ir eally want to

Me: becuase i oveit

Me: and it lovesme

Me: and is ang to it and we made sweet love.

Me: but now i want to eat it

Him: the cereal would want you to eat

Me: WHATDO TIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: it's so heartbreakgin!

Him: its like a preying mantus

Me: love URTS

Him: after they mate

Me: HURTS

Him: they eat eachother

Me: god...it does hurt, i'm sorry lvoe.

Me: i'll never hurt you unless i accidently punch you in the face.

Him: thanks

And then I fell asleep in the middle of our conversation.